Sabertooth Jellybean: Apologies to Eiffel 65
Blue Man Group, and Miley Cyrus! Two very different groups. I would love to see and hear both.
So, if you took the Blue Man Group, and Miley Cyrus, and mashed them together, what would you get?*
Blue (Miley Cyrus/ Blue Man Group version)
Yo listen up, here’s a story
About a little girl that sings in a Disney World
And all day and all night
And everything she sings
Is just Disney like her
Onstage and offstage
Disney her show
With a Disney little pop star
And a Disney corvette
And everything is Disney for her
And her self
And everybody around
‘Cause she got everybody to listen
They’re blue, da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
She has a Beach House with a Ocean View
Brown is the color of her long hair
Sand are the streets and the trees are palm
She has a Daddy and he is not calm
Singing are the people here that dance around
Dancing like the crowds, they’re standing outside
Sung are the words she says and what she thinks
Blue are the people that come before her
They’re blue, da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Onstage and offstage
Disney her show
With a Disney little pop star
And a Disney corvette
And everything is Disney for her
And her self
And everybody around
‘Cause she got everybody to listen
They’re blue, da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
I deserve the tickets because if I win, I will sing this for you.
The fireworks would be spectacular as well.
*Apologies to Eiffel 65, “Blue”