Well, I already submitted one, but then It hought that I would try the other way of doing this. So here goes.
Oh my gosh, I so deserve Miley tickets. See how I did that? I didn’t even need to say Cyrus beause I feel like she is such a part of my soul that we are on a first name basis. Her and I were meant to meet and stuff. But I don’t only want these tickets, but deserve them because of how horrible my life is and how everything about me is so pathetic.
You see, i’m alergic to my dog. i love him, but I can’t be in the same room with him. Also I lost 14 of my toes! Really. It was horrible. I was walking by some kids at Del Taco and they just cut off my toes. I was like “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?” and they told me it was because my life was already so horrible that this wouldn’t really make a difference. They were pretty much right.
And then yesterday, my mom died 3 times. 3 TIMES! And the last thing she wished every time was that I got to see Miley (see, no last name, because we are so tight in our souls) just once before I died. That’s all she ever wanted was to get me to a Miley cocert. Nothing else.
And I also want to take my 2 nieces and nephew with the other tickets. They can’t actually say any other words except “Miley”, “Hannah Montana” and “love”. Those are the only three words they ever bothered to learn. They actually wear her halloween mask to school and to the playground everyday. But it is so sad to see them because they are all crippled and in wheel chairs. Except it’s worse because they all have flat tires. So there are three pathetic crippled kids in broken wheel chairs with Hannah Montana masks yelling “MILEY! LOVE! HANNAH MONTANA! LOVE!” to the tunes of all her songs. It’s heart wrenching every day.
And then not only all that, but my house EXPLODED. I no longer have a house. I am actually writing this on a napkin I found outside Wendy’s and tying it to a Quail hopiong it can home in on the contest creator. There is no other way I can accomplish this since I have no home. But before it exploded, it flooded.
So now I am homeless, toeless and haven’t eaten in 6 years.
The one thing that could make me happy at all is to take my ever so helpless neices and nephew to see Miley at Stadium of Fire. It would make me a superhero to them. And who doesn’t want to be a super hero to the children?
You never know. Maybe if I got to go to the concert and see the pretty fireworks and Hannah Montana I might get over my alergies to my dog. And then I could hold his frail little body for the first time ever. It would be magical. I might note that his body is frail because he was only born with half of his bones.
So please. I think I deserve these tickets because I am such a wonderful person and want to do the right thing. If I win, I might even not give up on my quest to end world hunger and give new paint jobs to every turtle that wants one for free. I mean, turtles get so tired of their boring shells and want something to liven up their lives but they have such a hard time with their stubby legs and no opposable thumbs.
So please make my life complete or I might just end up even worse off if possible. Maybe I can hold a job! I haven’t been able to hold a job for more than 2 weeks. But it’s not beause I am a bad worker. It is always because it is so hard to lift things with both prostetic arms and a pegleg. It’s not my fault. I really try hard.
So it’s up to you to do the right thing. You can tell I have such a hard life and that all I want is to help others and do things for the children. Because, I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense of pride to make it easier. Let the children’s laughter remind us how we used to be.
Thank you for reading my story. And don’t feel bad if you decide to pick somone else less deserving. I only want them to have a happier life than I have had. That’s all I want for everyone is happiness and peace and love.